Chaste Bob's Orgasm Denial Journey
chastehusband:

I like her idea better.

How sweet. They’re both thinking about “doggie style”.

chastehusband:

I like her idea better.

How sweet. They’re both thinking about “doggie style”.

Pictured sourced from tumblr sissyklitje. Caption by Chastebob

Pictured sourced from tumblr sissyklitje. Caption by Chastebob

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Picture originally sourced from tumblr justfunsex. Caption by Chastebob

All of the above.

All of the above.

Uh, yes, guilty as charged.

Uh, yes, guilty as charged.

Nothin’ says lovin’ like something from the oven!!

Nothin’ says lovin’ like something from the oven!!

EVERY STRAIGHT MALE SHOULD READ”

“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.
This should be a must read.
And Now For Something Completely Different

Yourmasterxx has a blog that, as the title suggests, is not femdom. But he does have a lot of interesting bondage pictures and if you just want to imagine that a Femdom is punishing some women for being too lenient with their males then it still fits with my blog.

Good luck.

vanillaedge:

It’s a hot fantasy, but do you think you can really handle 24/7 chastity and orgasm denial? Here are some points that you probably hadn’t considered.

EXCELLENT!!

Wish everyone would read it.

Dedicated to all those guys on self-lockup wondering how, when or even if to bring the subject up with their wives.

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Dedicated to all those guys on self-lockup wondering how, when or even if to bring the subject up with their wives.

Picture sourced from tumblr mistress-victoria-robinson. Caption by Chastebob